Maxis = Orang Jagung

Today I called 123 again... these few days been calling 123 a few times a day...

It all started on the 26th when I realized I didn't know about my current usage.. mine is a Value 50. Being the haji (should be hajjah right) bakhil that I am, I try to make sure I don't use past RM 50 la! To my surprise, since 26th (before that I didn't check la) it's been a stagnant RM 43.65.. apa lagi, I berlumba-lumba to clear it la.. takkan let Maxis telan for free meh.. kiasu-kan me??? LOL..

Anyway macam babi gila or mad cow disease, I rush to sms or call ppl la on both 27th & 28th (my billing cycle is 28th).So it's been a calling to and fro to 123 cos no update whatsoever, menyusahkan mak bapak I tell you.. sigh.. and once a Customer Service Person told me 'for convenience, please *100# to check'.. macamla I don't know about that! Who wanna waste time call and hold on the phone anyway.. what more a sloth like me?? everything I want shortcut, haha!!

They keep telling me, your new usage is RM this this this.. RM that that that.. until 28th evening itself ya.. So I checked again today and my new balance hasn't return to 0.00 yet but still at RM 43.65 (I know, obnoxious kan?), I called 123 again la.. So a nice lady told me that my cycle is 28th - 27th of the next month, struck 00:00 of 28th, it's new billing month (aku kan bodoh sikit)... and my current usage for the new billing invoice is RM 4.26 (my usage on 28th la yang I berlumba-lumba nak habis the RM 50.00!!) Biasanya only on 29th my new balance will show 0.00.. so why they don't show on 28th itself? KAN SENGAJA.. KAN??? KAN??? KAN??? CONSPIRACY TO THE MAX!!

TERRER KAN? MAXIS MEMANG ORANG JAGUNG!!

It's not good, I love my corn, now if and whenever I wanna eat it, I will see MAXIS the ORANG JAGUNG!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Bloody Australia!

Last Saturday was 'Majority Lesbos Day' in Yuen's steamboat.. It's been so long since all of us were together.. not the full group though *looks far far away towards Ling + Wendy*

There's 2 pots on our table.. 1 'ha' and 1 no 'ha'... and erm, no pictures too.. we were 1 hour late *sorry sorry* I'm still at home when I've gotten a call from MM.. and gf masih sibuk berdandan.. hahahahahahahaa!!

So HT and C (or S) got there 1st (so punctual, paisehnya aku), followed by MM and J, then MT & JA, me and AB, DL and D (hope her surname is not L too, else sounds like twins) *somehow can feel DL's dagger eyes, kidding la* and the fashionably late star.. ALMOST 2 (TWO) HOURS.. is AY & NL..

Of course we were busy conjuring up names for the marathon they were in... muahahahahahahhha.. GATAL! But the actual event wasn't as exciting as what was happening in all our minds.. muahahahhaha.. I didn't think I ate much that night though, still appetite lacking T.T everyone were sorta like having their ice creams by then..

NEXT! My turn to get mine and saw those ice cream glass / cups were kinda icky.. went back to table and while cleaning it when someone *SHRIEK* (It could be DL, D, AY or NL) and pointed at my AUSTRALIA! and there it was.. a bloodied U Turn! LOL... everyone feel so embarrassed for me and urging AB to get ice cream for me instead.. everyone was really cute and NL launched into a 'which girl tak pernah kena? even if not outside, sure inside kena 1.' Thanks girls but I am ok, really :P

After that, we decided to go to Enigma cos some wanna chuck a beer or two.. and of course I went back to change to another pair or pants! LOL! It was surprisingly a quiet night.. We could even find parkings.. LOL

Not much excitement there except all getting worked up by ppl not closing the sliding door properly and bad karaoke voices wafting into where we were and the Lady Boss / PIC's car gotten banged.. dunno how the driver of a moving car managed to hit a parked car with quite a huge space in between.. must be mabuk already..

Now we are all thinking.. NEXT DESTINATION???

Of Appetite and Drama

Lately my appetite has been decreasing due to flu, cough, sore throat and auntie visit..

This is my dimsum breakfast with my bestie recently, the amount looks depressing, I know *nod nod*

Looks like mickey hor?

Just the 2 of us.. BUT.. salad 'ha', siumai, hakau, another 'mai', 1 'ha' cheong fun & 1 charsiew cheong fun only

hohohohoh..this is a must! the more the better!

Then there's my Alice in Wonderland / Bubba Gump date with gf.. also depressing looking amount.. hehehe

 This is my Blueberry Smoothie & that is her Mango Sparkler

 Yummy Garlic Bread Basket and Classic Caesar Salad

Bucket of Boat Trash which we took into the cinema with us!

(Didn't fancy the butter dip though)

We were enjoying our food until we realised it's 19:25 and our movie is on at 19:30 =.=" plus we discovered that we were seated next to 2 of our friends.. LOL.. What a coincidence.. and dang.. the lottery counter is close.. might hit the jackpot while someone up there is still looking down...

With the decrease in appetite, my love drama chose to increase.. Word for the wise.. and you pray to god that you really are one.. River water don't disturb well water.. I bet you heard of that.. I didn't kacau you so go back where you came from.. I know everyone's protective of what's theirs but it isn't yours if you didn't want it.. Don't red eye when things suddenly seemed more attractive once someone else have it instead of you..

People just love crossing boundaries isn't it? 1 fler crossed already then allowed the other fler to join in.. you all think I am the beach isn't it? I can see the hand gesturing >> mari mari, mari main bersama-sama.. Better beware, my tempestuous nature might surface..  just like the beach / bitch that I am, nice to play on a good day but when the volcano rocks, tsunami will come to sweep you all off the beach..

Word for any lovers out there, don't get involve in drama, don't create drama (both doesn't apply if you're being provoked), don't let others create drama for you and most importantly : be loyal, don't 1 itchy ass find 2 chairs to scratch and *drum roll* don't let a jalang interfere with your love life.

I bet my lack of appetite is making me ferocious.. LOL.. If ya all will excuse me, this queen of a bitch needs to go work on her appetite for food and relationship too..

I have a decease

I have a decease..

Lately I find that I have problem spelling.. even after editing it.. twice or thrice.. If my lenses didn't fail me (my eyes did) then it would possibly be the linguistic side of my brain.. (where did my perfect spelling bee goe?) and of course I have yet to get to my grammatical inability and don't talk about verb or what not.. *despair*

These are a few of my current mistakes that I realised not too long or too many days ago...

1) come = I meant some

2) idiocrasy = I meant idiosincrasy

3) block - I meant blog

Despair betul.. I will add to the list when I discover more.. And another thing.. I keep pronouncing familiar words wrongly.. Now maybe my linguistic side is totally failing me or my tongue is out of practice *wink*

World Adventure : France

Bonjour! Ve are now at France.. ze kountrie of luuurrrve.. and vine.. and artz..

Naturally, my trip to France tuuk me to my 1st tomb vich eez ze La Gallerie d'Art to investigate disturbing sounds at night....

Voila! Inspect ze ole & aktivate ze hidden door!!

Eev you see any torch, click on it.. zhere might be a 'Pull' option..

Push any statue on top of any floor switch you might find.. 

sometimes a hidden door eez just waiting to open..

Ancient coins!! Muaaahahaahahahaha!!

Be careful where you go!!

Sometimes, there's a safer path.. look around you!!

Voila!! Found mysterious voice at night..

Mourn the Curator's tomb & you shall be granted zee exit!!

I yave to learn ze art of vine or nectar making in Champs Les Sims Nectary before I could purchase zee Nectar Maker..

Step by step.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4...

So much vine.. soo little time...

Oooo Laa Laa.... Hic~

and also lurk around, finding hidden files or solving kidnap / murder mysteries in Chateau du Landgraab..

I didn't pay any attention...

Next time I'll remember to disarm or inspect 1st..

Besides venturing and exploring tombs, I am also busy with  catching new fishes (I've caught crocodiles, mummy fish, snails, too many diff types of koi, crawfish, frogs) planting new fruits (exotic fine grapes for wine, pomelo, plum, pomegranate, i can't remember the rest) while getting burnt, darted, wet and shocked!! Each time my Sim will faint from getting the darts and electrocuted.. Haha.. it's damn hilarious.. 

Many doors are still left unopened, sometimes keys to a chamber is not granted until come mission comes up, meantime I dunno what else to explore.. still exploring.. but it is still great to see the interactions and also the missions that needs to be completed..

I guess it's Au Revoir for now?

World Adventure : Egypt

There were times when I was stuck in a tomb, with nowhere to go and I was frustrated to no end.. Imagine, locked in, nary a thing nor a hidden door.. AT ALL!! FOR DAYS!! or can't figure out where to go and how to do it.. Still I'm addicted to find the next hidden door, looking out for switches, attempting to cross or disarm dart, electric, water and fire traps..

So I have no choice but to google for forums & discussion boards... Luckily, I came across this lifesaver blog because I was stuck at the Bag End Job (trying to Infiltrate Intelligence HQ) in Egypt :

http://walkthruwa.blogspot.com/

This to me is like heaven sent.. LOL!! but I only use it after any 4 failed attempts to get to where I want to.. else no cheating la.. steal the fun right out my nose man!

One bad thing, I couldn't get cursed by a Mummy cos my Sim's athletic skill and martial art skill are too high.. I guess I'll never know what it would look or feels like.. sigh.. so each time a mummy appeared, ended up my Sim beat the crap out of it, turning it into a pile of dust (sorry no picture, couldn't find a mummy anymore) or... I am carrying mummy cookies and they ravished it and went back to their grave (i dunno if i can call that rock thing a tomb) There's also a mummy fish you can catch in Egypt! >> also no picture, sorry!

In Egypt, you can also buy Snake Charming kit and practice.. if you are good enough, it will present an option for you to purchase a King Cobra for 1,000 Sim dollar.. (I always use money cheat). Here are some hilarious pictures.. too bad I didn't manage to record any video of this... (yes, they have this option in The Sims punya game)

Here, my Sim is trying to charm the King Cobra (She just got back from work, didn't change clothes yet)

She kissed too early and note that the King Cobra got her in the face!!

This will appear in the bar after the bite.. minus Sim's mood..

Another lip smacking attempt!!

TADA!! This time with great success (see how prideful she looks!)

And this is what follows afters!!

Well this time I didn't take any tomb picture cos malas wanna go tomb by tomb and take picture.. but Egypt's adventure are more to cracking the code and bringing down organizations (art imitates life eh?) compared to a more mythical China where you have to get someone to read the old scriptures kinda thing....

Next destination : FRANCE

World Adventure : China

I have been a little obsessed with World Adventure for a week or two, now the fascination has somewhat worn out.. I kinda reach the exploration end but some of the tombs I've yet to explore.. sudah malas la..

WA has 3 countries to choose from : China, Egypt, France. Let's take a look at China :

 Terracotta Army 

 Sometimes you need to look hard for switches or hidden room with stairs.. 

If you found some panel like this, read it!! It contains clue in helping you to explore safely.. or with minimal accidents.. haha!

Sometimes you need special keystones to unlock doors..

Be careful of these.. it could be hidden on the floor or walls.. inspect to see what sorta trap is this..if you can, disarm it too.. if you can't, try to find hidden switches or attempt to cross it and see what happened next..

If you found a chest, open it and see what reward is awaiting you...

Sometimes you might found a dive well.. It might transport you to another room or if you soak in it, it helps you to be able to cross a fire trap

 Select GO!

In this case, I was transported into another room..

This beauty has to be purchased using Ancient Coins so.. pick it up whenever you see any..

This is what happened after you slept in a Sultan's Tabernacle.. Glamer Queen!!

Some tomb looks like this (Dragon Maw)

While others looked like this (Shang Simla Market)

You can learn martial arts by using this object, in this case, this guy got whacked in the face, haha!

Or you can meditate to build your martial art skills.. If you meditate long enough, you can levitate and zeneport too!!

Ok I malas wanna take pic already but see you in Egypt next!!

Hurting people

Lately, turning left right front back up down, see plenty of ppl hurting plenty of other ppl.... *sigh*

- Girl got slapped, fly kick, punched and yelled at, no friend of hers helped her or stopped the abuser

- Boy got shouted at, degraded and humiliated in public by gf till he can't take no more and tell her to shut the f*** up and leave to a cheering crowd

- Girl got smacked, manhandled, stripped naked in the street by a gang of girls and boys for 'stealing' the perpetrator's boyfriend *sigh* unfaithful bastard

- Catfight in coffeehouse over another philandeering boyfriend, both throwing water at each other, fighting over another *sigh* another unfaithful bastard

- Boy got stripped, dragged to a secluded area, taunted, abused, degraded, harassed, made to sign letter to not make a police report over the incident lest his family members will be subjected to harm (over a rape, abuse allegation on 1 of perpetrator's sister whom 'victim' has a relationship with)

- Ex lover unable to let go, harassed ex lover's ex on issue of moving forward

- Insecure lover threatening to cause hell and havoc to lover's life & family so that lover won't leave

- Unfaithful lover, unable to draw the line, causing mistress (who apparently is also in another relationship) to character assassinate and verbally attack current lover *sigh* more unfaithful bastards

- People shouting obscenities to any particular individual for the fun of it

Hmmmm.. what is wrong with this world now.. HURT is IN? Hmmm.. aren't they better off checking out new trends from FASHMAG then.. Yes, I am also participating in this HURT circle by being verbal about it too!!

Part 7 of 7 seasons of loneliness

Gluttony

Hmmm... I have the perfect pictures from my previous blog to basically sum this up..

2 rice, 1 taufoo oyster sauce, 1 taugeh, 1 bbq honey chicken, 1 roast chicken, 1 tai pau, 1 charsiew pau, 2 ha mai, 1 sausage pizza, 1 tuna bun, 1 chicken floss bun, 2 minced cheesy chicken bun, 1 large whipped potato and 3 pcs ori KFC

I dunno why I am always hungry.. Every 2 hours also hungry.. Until my baby also sudah sien see me eat only..

I missed Zanmai la.. I missed wantan mee, pan mee, loh mee, cantonese fried, yin yong, fried lou shu fan.. steamboat.. tai pao, lo mai kai, dim sum and I can't remember so many names of the things I missed ler... but I am feeling hungry again.. Some more 1 fine day I wake up wanna makan hokkien mee so so much.. and I am not even fan of hokkien mee..

Anyway, I forgot to take picture of a tray of baklawa my friend brought me.. but found something closer to what I've gotten from him.. so sweet.. I still have some left and will eat it soon.. when I have a sweet craving!!

 Baklawa.. My baby also likes it.. but she eat until stomach too stuffed!

I'm hungry again, time to eat my buns.. What are you eating now?? I hope you are happily digging into your food too!! Yum Yum!!

Part 6 of 7 seasons of loneliness

Envy

Green kaler.. my fave.. especially if they are bank notes!! This good lord mother queen of the 'other' green meanwhile.. extremely hazardous!! It spells : Crime scene do not cross (Miss my CSI:Crime Scene Investigation...SIGH)

Envy... we all grew up with them... I myself went through numerous encounters :

Gave my momma hell and yell out 'I know you love her more than me.. this is so unfair'! throughout my adolescent years..

Wish I have smaller lips, smaller face, smaller butt and slimmer thigh when puberty hits.. Mind you, I've to endured many nasty remarks like 'You're fat! Fei Crab! Your lips looks like pig's snout! Your face look like mooncake! Your butt is like basketball! You have swine's legs / elephant's legs'!

Wonder why other girls are cuter than me, more pursuer than me, cleverer than me, popular than me all through puberty...

People who always get to go on holiday, see beautiful places, afford beautiful things..

Once when I was bitching about Britney having no talent whatsoever and with her nasal voice that people mistaken as 'talent'. My sis just said.. 'You jeles only la'! LOL!!

Look at other people's nice, warm, close family / in law / partner and pondering why is it so hard to have that too..

After going through much antagonizing in my sprouting years.. I finally don't bother much about this green lord of mother queen.. Not to say I have rid it but I don't let it take over my sanity anymore.. Or at least I think that.. muahahahahahahaha!!

How do we get over Envy? I still couldn't figure it out? Maybe should be like Buddha? Let go and be enlightened? Maybe should try it.. Amitabha..

Meanwhile, if anything happened to me, I will just continue to chant 'OPRLCL' *wink*!

Part 5 of 7 seasons of loneliness

Lust

This is a contradicting subject to be discussed.. Why?

I love and loathe this subject... It could be the best thing that could ever happen to you.. or it could be your worst nightmare..

Love

Because when you are lonely.. you will go out and flirt.. and by flirting, you might meet someone who could be 'an awesome night out', 'a friend with benefits' or he/she 'could be the one'.

Because when you fell in love with a piece.. you just can't stop thinking about it and planning future usages with it..

Because you can't get enough of it.. then you will always crave for it.. forever and ever and ever.. until you finally gotten sick of it~

Loathe

Alamak!! Need explaining ka? OK la.. here goes..

It causes havoc, breaks up relationships, marriage, trust, honor *please la.. not everything I say must be sexual geh mah..

No self control hence cheating behind partner (I mean if you guys have an open relationship and an understanding then I faham la..). It could be due to feeling inferior, constant need to be above others and be No. 1 as lover *chuckle at the fool* (Why you have this obsession to prove something about yourself? If applied to work, might make a tycoon out of you..), gives you the rush, the butterfly you mistakenly took as love.. *roaring laughter*

Addiction to constantly diy-ing to a point that you are as sore-ish as your soiree..  sitting so many hours in front browsing and going starry starry eye...

'How would you like to pay Sir/Mdm/Miss'? Swipe, swipe and swipe.. can feel the wind gushing to the next person's face when hand motioning that flicking action...

Make use of others for your financial gains, plunder and conquer.. trying to capture and make a sui yue out of your pursuer(s), breaking up people's home life and serenity.. Gives you a false sense of security that someone wanted you more than they really dare to admit to and vice versa..

Drives you to financial ruins because you can't help and say, 'oh.. very cheap only.. can afford another piece'.

Kills you with 'rich man diseases cause you can't help it.. 'ken..not..re..sist..must..have..no..mat..ter..what'. The pic below is totally dedicated to this very sentence.. LOL

*picture it's hand trembling after stuffing yourself and tak boleh jalan*

LOL.. Lust.. love em or loathe em.. My brain juice just dried.. else this would be my favorite topic to bitch and blog about.. so juicy you know.. marigold peel fresh's pulp also kalah face down ler!!

Lust makes an user out of all of us.. So, are you gonna be morally using / be used or immorally using / be used? Choice is entirely yours.. Me, I wanna be inter-using... Truth be told, you can never live life without using or being used.. The only difference? Only you can tell yourself when you care to be honest...

We should have a World User's Day.. How about that?

New Look...

Taking a break in between of a 7 series production..

Got a new phone, a hair cut and also a new hairdryer on the same day (2 nights ago,16.03.2010, just realised it's past midnight now..) hehehehe.. courtesy of mi bebe!!

I couldn't get a nice shot from her 8.1MP camera so I stole this from her blog!!

Gone are my curls.. and split ends who has split ends too.. Don't they look like toy poodle's fur??

Guess who also have their hair cut?? Vain pot.. muahahahahaha

Baru bangun face (taken yesterday, 17.03.2010, cos go out ycha no time take pic) LOL.. haven't even gosok gigi yet!!

And.. TADA!! This is the cheap hair dryer we got.. but nice la.. RM 45 only wor~ 1200W ler..

And then hor.. today we go out tarpau lunch & dinner.. and .. pls be prepared.. for the faint hearted, get your vomitting bags ready...

 2 rice, 1 taufoo oyster sauce, 1 taugeh, 1 bbq honey chicken, 1 roast chicken, 1 tai pau, 1 charsiew pau, 2 ha mai, 1 sausage pizza, 1 tuna bun, 1 chicken floss bun, 2 minced cheesy chicken bun, 1 large whipped potato and 3 pcs ori KFC

Wohohohoho.. I dunno why but I am hungry every 2 hours now.. everytime need to eat full meal or feel like I am starving already.. now to go eat again.. Yum Yum!!

P/s : I dunno how to photoshop and also malas to learn so you guys just see the photo as taken la.. bad lighting no flash too but I very suka my phone lo.. so cute!!