Penang.. Long GONE.. : The Road Trip~

Ok... OK.. so I was supposed to post this like last month.. so I was supposed to announce to the world how funny the journey was.. but .. I was too sick / lethargic / tired / lazy (mostly lazy)..

I think this would be my 1st picture more than words blog.. hahahahahaha.. Enjoy!!

We stopped at the Jambatan restaurants and have Burger King!! I chomped on mine...

Look at her LCLY face with the fried mozarella!!

 This is our receipt~ Look at the damage.. hahaha!

The wind blows and the sakai emerged!!
Freaking hot weather and I got a tan just from sitting in a car...

Trust me, I really have to do this... It is an obligation!!

Must hold on.. can't fall asleep just yet *in case got wallop by driver*

This is not doughnut.. I was bored and taking picture of my belly button.. LOL

A view of my thigh's permanent marital partner... The Cellulite.. muahahahahahha

My pox scar that looked like kena bite by 1 small 1 big fang.. hehehehehe

My gf asked me to take the tunnel from her phone but sigh so hard la... so I used mine.. hehe!

 Yeap, at the end of every tunnel, there's always light *OHM*

You're probably wondering why the journey to penang is so funny...

1st : green scenery

More greens..

Mountains and greens.... sejuk mata memandang kan??

And then the nightmare begins...From afar, this hideous gigantic thing caught our eyes :

See the logo??

I got the logo for evidence.. YTL CEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We were both shouting murder and ranting plus I was still struggling to get a better picture when this happened : 

That's right, A VAN!! and WHY???!! Because the gf's phone camera is stupid.. LOL

So gf asked me to 'take more scenery la!' and this happened next :

A moving truck and the tyre.. kan pandai her camera???

So I showed her all those above and we roared with laughter, ridiculing my photography skills, me lambasting her idiot phone camera and how ridiculous things turned out~ Then to my delight.. I discovered this, hence to her horror, the nightmare had begun :

Pretty pretty clouds~

A roast pig like cloud on the right, which we debated furiously about~

Don't ask me why, I like how the cloud looks.. 

Look to the left, it's like a hand stretched out for $!! 

You can almost hear me say : 'Hou sam lor, fuk sam lor~'

Then there's the look of 'battle between the good and evil'

Seems like the dark 1 is sending it's minions (the small black ones) to round and attack the white 1

The takeover was successful.. can you see how the white's arms are both stretched like being held by the armpit and both it's legs are curved when you are lifted up *sob*

Then it's armies attacked us :

I think we just past Ipoh or Taiping or something when it rained.. HEAVILY..

Ok, suddenly not so heavy anymore..

Ok, there!! It's making a comeback again~

And I didn't give up :

Nice hor? I took it through the tint from top part of main front window.. lol

It poured like nobody's business.. at this point, we think 'HABISLA, SURE REACH 7PM'

I even got a side 1 to show to you guys how 'lebat' it is~

And also some laughables (or not) to show how capable this photographer is and her trials and tribulation with that thing call phone camera :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFdj9WtB5jw 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh6RnAtqlrA&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSqWJkLBHPk&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCmBdG69iTY&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJaFCcejozA&feature=channel

Transportation..again~

Now..I think the higher ups are really demanding this from me.. so I am posting another blog here.. today...about transportation...AGAIN..

SIGH~

Looks fated I am bitching about mode of transportation..

1st during the day it was the rempit..

now 2nd...*shake head*

Here's the story :

Heading back from work, I was waiting for a bus that takes me to the kelana jaya lrt station. Now every single time i reach to that bus stop.. (it was the 1 before kj lrt station if you come from kdu/ss2/tmn bahagia) all the bus drivers loves parking it there : T607, T622, T623, T624 & 702.

Now 'why am i so upset??' you ask...

IT IS BECAUSE THEY WERE SUPPOSE TO FERRY PASSENGER.. NOT GO MAKAN & MINUM MERRILY DURING WORKING HOURS..

Gotten my bus anyways after waiting for more than 40 mins and mind you it was 8.40 ish pm and dark too...

Which brings me to my 3nd...

Talian Aduan / Complain Helpline (for irresponsible public transportation drivers and the likes...)

Having been a frequent complainant to the above (god help us) cab, bus, bus, cab...I must really say this :

Why the hell did they fucking set up the line if the operator or customer service person/liaison will call me up 3 weeks or more than a month later and ask me what is wrong? this is the normal convo I've had over the past year :

Me : Why did you take so long to call me back?
Her : (Silence on the other end..)
Her : Miss did you made a report on..... (whatever my complain was)
Me : Ya..the cab / bus bla bla bla.. this that..yada yada..
Her : Oh? Really? (as if i am too free and bullshitting). They're like that.. we always got the same complain... (wtf??!!)
Me : If don't want to ferry passenger, why don't just be CEO's driver? When they are needed then only drive?
Her : Yeah.. their behaviour (mostly cabbie) is that common.. (again.. wtf???)
Me : What is your next course of action & how long will it take?
Her : We will file a report, which will take 1-2 weeks and then give them 2-3 more weeks to respond.. and then the board will evaluate.. >> this if there really is a board governing them...
(I wonder is mobile phone a dead service to them.. in fact.. is the phone even dead?? i know.. i know.. black & white, right??)

Moving on...

4th issue that really do pissed me off and always top the creme de la creme is us....THE UGLY MALAYSIANS!!

I was in the kj lrt station by now and.. you will see all the kiasu Malaysian drivers..be it chinese, indian, malay & other races.. of both genders.. today Chinese top the score.. majority of them did it today...

And wtf am i talking about??

each time the gate is open for the rapid buses...instead of leaving the spot for the buses.. the cars will zoom in and speed, taking the road meant for rapid buses to pick-up or let off (i can't remember the term) the passengers...

Now, there are another lane meant for the cars to do the above, pick up or let off too.. but... NO.. the KIASU DRIVERS just have to hijack the buses's stop because.... *drum roll*

YOU GUESS RIGHT!!

that lane is straight...and looks easier without needing to swerve their heavy arms to the left..

Now if I am not mistaken, with the crazy fads going on with diet, skinner bodies.. us Malaysians should be lightweights..so why the reluctance in arm swerving??

There you have it.. UGLY MALAYSIANS ON THE ROAD FOR YOU!!

And that's another story for next time...

Sekian~

Rempit..Rempit..Headache

This is a real killer here....

rempit....

SIGH~

Do you think it's a conspiracy?

Are we so desperate to have ballot counts that the menace is not apprehended? So what? Does it really helped the politicians to advance? I believe they seemed to think so.. again.. all these at the expense of the rakyat's peace and harmony...

I can only pray now that our Polis Diraja Malaysia will make good on it's promise to rid the streets off them..

FYI, I have been a snatch theft victim since 12 and needless to say I am still traumatized until today and of course I have to be extremely alert to a point I can't relax..(my body can only take so much stress from being careful & uptight - a wonder really that I have not have anxiety & cancer buildup due to the stress )

AND...

the answer I get is always the same from the you know who LAH....."It's common la!! That area has many such cases already". Now you tell what can a commoner like me do? Be a vigilante??

Check our Letter to Editor from the Star today (I'm sure all those was sent from Malaccans with love) if you get what I mean..

SO...IS IT A CONSPIRACY OR NOT????

else... don't be NATO - No Action Talk Only

Thank you..