Penang.. Long GONE.. : The Road Trip~

Ok... OK.. so I was supposed to post this like last month.. so I was supposed to announce to the world how funny the journey was.. but .. I was too sick / lethargic / tired / lazy (mostly lazy)..

I think this would be my 1st picture more than words blog.. hahahahahaha.. Enjoy!!

We stopped at the Jambatan restaurants and have Burger King!! I chomped on mine...

Look at her LCLY face with the fried mozarella!!

 This is our receipt~ Look at the damage.. hahaha!

The wind blows and the sakai emerged!!
Freaking hot weather and I got a tan just from sitting in a car...

Trust me, I really have to do this... It is an obligation!!

Must hold on.. can't fall asleep just yet *in case got wallop by driver*

This is not doughnut.. I was bored and taking picture of my belly button.. LOL

A view of my thigh's permanent marital partner... The Cellulite.. muahahahahahha

My pox scar that looked like kena bite by 1 small 1 big fang.. hehehehehe

My gf asked me to take the tunnel from her phone but sigh so hard la... so I used mine.. hehe!

 Yeap, at the end of every tunnel, there's always light *OHM*

You're probably wondering why the journey to penang is so funny...

1st : green scenery

More greens..

Mountains and greens.... sejuk mata memandang kan??

And then the nightmare begins...From afar, this hideous gigantic thing caught our eyes :

See the logo??

I got the logo for evidence.. YTL CEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We were both shouting murder and ranting plus I was still struggling to get a better picture when this happened : 

That's right, A VAN!! and WHY???!! Because the gf's phone camera is stupid.. LOL

So gf asked me to 'take more scenery la!' and this happened next :

A moving truck and the tyre.. kan pandai her camera???

So I showed her all those above and we roared with laughter, ridiculing my photography skills, me lambasting her idiot phone camera and how ridiculous things turned out~ Then to my delight.. I discovered this, hence to her horror, the nightmare had begun :

Pretty pretty clouds~

A roast pig like cloud on the right, which we debated furiously about~

Don't ask me why, I like how the cloud looks.. 

Look to the left, it's like a hand stretched out for $!! 

You can almost hear me say : 'Hou sam lor, fuk sam lor~'

Then there's the look of 'battle between the good and evil'

Seems like the dark 1 is sending it's minions (the small black ones) to round and attack the white 1

The takeover was successful.. can you see how the white's arms are both stretched like being held by the armpit and both it's legs are curved when you are lifted up *sob*

Then it's armies attacked us :

I think we just past Ipoh or Taiping or something when it rained.. HEAVILY..

Ok, suddenly not so heavy anymore..

Ok, there!! It's making a comeback again~

And I didn't give up :

Nice hor? I took it through the tint from top part of main front window.. lol

It poured like nobody's business.. at this point, we think 'HABISLA, SURE REACH 7PM'

I even got a side 1 to show to you guys how 'lebat' it is~

And also some laughables (or not) to show how capable this photographer is and her trials and tribulation with that thing call phone camera :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFdj9WtB5jw 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh6RnAtqlrA&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSqWJkLBHPk&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCmBdG69iTY&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJaFCcejozA&feature=channel

Maxis = Orang Jagung

Today I called 123 again... these few days been calling 123 a few times a day...

It all started on the 26th when I realized I didn't know about my current usage.. mine is a Value 50. Being the haji (should be hajjah right) bakhil that I am, I try to make sure I don't use past RM 50 la! To my surprise, since 26th (before that I didn't check la) it's been a stagnant RM 43.65.. apa lagi, I berlumba-lumba to clear it la.. takkan let Maxis telan for free meh.. kiasu-kan me??? LOL..

Anyway macam babi gila or mad cow disease, I rush to sms or call ppl la on both 27th & 28th (my billing cycle is 28th).So it's been a calling to and fro to 123 cos no update whatsoever, menyusahkan mak bapak I tell you.. sigh.. and once a Customer Service Person told me 'for convenience, please *100# to check'.. macamla I don't know about that! Who wanna waste time call and hold on the phone anyway.. what more a sloth like me?? everything I want shortcut, haha!!

They keep telling me, your new usage is RM this this this.. RM that that that.. until 28th evening itself ya.. So I checked again today and my new balance hasn't return to 0.00 yet but still at RM 43.65 (I know, obnoxious kan?), I called 123 again la.. So a nice lady told me that my cycle is 28th - 27th of the next month, struck 00:00 of 28th, it's new billing month (aku kan bodoh sikit)... and my current usage for the new billing invoice is RM 4.26 (my usage on 28th la yang I berlumba-lumba nak habis the RM 50.00!!) Biasanya only on 29th my new balance will show 0.00.. so why they don't show on 28th itself? KAN SENGAJA.. KAN??? KAN??? KAN??? CONSPIRACY TO THE MAX!!

TERRER KAN? MAXIS MEMANG ORANG JAGUNG!!

It's not good, I love my corn, now if and whenever I wanna eat it, I will see MAXIS the ORANG JAGUNG!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

World Adventure : France

Bonjour! Ve are now at France.. ze kountrie of luuurrrve.. and vine.. and artz..

Naturally, my trip to France tuuk me to my 1st tomb vich eez ze La Gallerie d'Art to investigate disturbing sounds at night....

Voila! Inspect ze ole & aktivate ze hidden door!!

Eev you see any torch, click on it.. zhere might be a 'Pull' option..

Push any statue on top of any floor switch you might find.. 

sometimes a hidden door eez just waiting to open..

Ancient coins!! Muaaahahaahahahaha!!

Be careful where you go!!

Sometimes, there's a safer path.. look around you!!

Voila!! Found mysterious voice at night..

Mourn the Curator's tomb & you shall be granted zee exit!!

I yave to learn ze art of vine or nectar making in Champs Les Sims Nectary before I could purchase zee Nectar Maker..

Step by step.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4...

So much vine.. soo little time...

Oooo Laa Laa.... Hic~

and also lurk around, finding hidden files or solving kidnap / murder mysteries in Chateau du Landgraab..

I didn't pay any attention...

Next time I'll remember to disarm or inspect 1st..

Besides venturing and exploring tombs, I am also busy with  catching new fishes (I've caught crocodiles, mummy fish, snails, too many diff types of koi, crawfish, frogs) planting new fruits (exotic fine grapes for wine, pomelo, plum, pomegranate, i can't remember the rest) while getting burnt, darted, wet and shocked!! Each time my Sim will faint from getting the darts and electrocuted.. Haha.. it's damn hilarious.. 

Many doors are still left unopened, sometimes keys to a chamber is not granted until come mission comes up, meantime I dunno what else to explore.. still exploring.. but it is still great to see the interactions and also the missions that needs to be completed..

I guess it's Au Revoir for now?

World Adventure : Egypt

There were times when I was stuck in a tomb, with nowhere to go and I was frustrated to no end.. Imagine, locked in, nary a thing nor a hidden door.. AT ALL!! FOR DAYS!! or can't figure out where to go and how to do it.. Still I'm addicted to find the next hidden door, looking out for switches, attempting to cross or disarm dart, electric, water and fire traps..

So I have no choice but to google for forums & discussion boards... Luckily, I came across this lifesaver blog because I was stuck at the Bag End Job (trying to Infiltrate Intelligence HQ) in Egypt :

http://walkthruwa.blogspot.com/

This to me is like heaven sent.. LOL!! but I only use it after any 4 failed attempts to get to where I want to.. else no cheating la.. steal the fun right out my nose man!

One bad thing, I couldn't get cursed by a Mummy cos my Sim's athletic skill and martial art skill are too high.. I guess I'll never know what it would look or feels like.. sigh.. so each time a mummy appeared, ended up my Sim beat the crap out of it, turning it into a pile of dust (sorry no picture, couldn't find a mummy anymore) or... I am carrying mummy cookies and they ravished it and went back to their grave (i dunno if i can call that rock thing a tomb) There's also a mummy fish you can catch in Egypt! >> also no picture, sorry!

In Egypt, you can also buy Snake Charming kit and practice.. if you are good enough, it will present an option for you to purchase a King Cobra for 1,000 Sim dollar.. (I always use money cheat). Here are some hilarious pictures.. too bad I didn't manage to record any video of this... (yes, they have this option in The Sims punya game)

Here, my Sim is trying to charm the King Cobra (She just got back from work, didn't change clothes yet)

She kissed too early and note that the King Cobra got her in the face!!

This will appear in the bar after the bite.. minus Sim's mood..

Another lip smacking attempt!!

TADA!! This time with great success (see how prideful she looks!)

And this is what follows afters!!

Well this time I didn't take any tomb picture cos malas wanna go tomb by tomb and take picture.. but Egypt's adventure are more to cracking the code and bringing down organizations (art imitates life eh?) compared to a more mythical China where you have to get someone to read the old scriptures kinda thing....

Next destination : FRANCE